10 Funny Travel Quotes for the Coming Year
The magic of travel can give people some of their happiest memories. But the process of getting from place to place can have its ups and downs.
At the time, those ups and downs may be frustrating. But later, they’re something to laugh about. These 10 funny travel quotes will bring a smile to your face. And they might bring a humorous memory of one of your past trips to mind as well.
Enjoy, and be inspired to start planning your travels for the year ahead.
“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” — American politician Al Gore
“When you come to a fork in the road … take it.” — American baseball player and manager Yogi Berra
“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” — Irish writer Oscar Wilde
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” — American comedian George Carlin
“There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.” ― American humorist Robert Benchley
“It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.” – American filmmaker Woody Allen
“I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” — American comedian and actor Bob Hope
“It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, ‘As pretty as an airport.’” — English humorist Douglas Adams
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” ― American comedian Jerry Seinfeld
“It’s easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.” — American humorist Art Buchwald
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